worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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