Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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