It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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