I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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