Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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