If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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