ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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