I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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