Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
