just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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