We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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