all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
