If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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