Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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