In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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