Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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