so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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