never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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