Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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