we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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