We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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