The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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