i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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