ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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