the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
