just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
we made out on top of his cat.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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