She is in my trunk
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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