Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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