so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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