Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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