im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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