Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
