Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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