i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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