she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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