Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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