I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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