I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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