yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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