I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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