Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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