I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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