I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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