I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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