you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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