Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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