yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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