My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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