O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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