yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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