If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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