saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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