How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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