i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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